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Does God really hate the Jacksonville Jaguars?

The Bible indicates that God is all loving. However, the last several years have left questions in the minds of many Jaguars fans. Perhaps that part was a mistranslation. Whatever language the Bible was in is really old. Maybe it's like those bits in the Constitution where the S's look like F's, so we are actually in the United Ftatef. So yes, it's possible that God loves everyone and everything except the Jaguars.

Why do you think God hates the Jaguars?

Have you seen the Jaguars? 

No, I mean what do you think has created God's hatred of the Jaguars?

Oh. I have no idea, but God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent. It can't be that hard to find a reason to hate the Jaguars. I find a new one almost every week.

What will stop God from hating the Jaguars?

I don't know. Hiring Urban was probably not a step in the right direction though.

Does this website endorse those protestors in Kansas?

No. Those people are hate. As we've mentioned, the Bible says that God is love. This is a parody of those people, because they're ridiculous. This website also endorses tolerance and LGBTQ+ rights. We do not endorse continued garbage play and management by the Jaguars though. That's gotta stop.


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